Oh, dear Sweetwater
India Pale Ale. You are
very delicious.

Celebration Ale
from Sierra Nevada
is deliciouser.

Hump’s Old Humperdink,
you are in fine company.
Hoppy beer is best.

Zeus, Columbus, and
Tomahawk are fine species.
All-time favorites?

Centennial and
Amarillo are very
close as second place.

Kent Goldings are great
but are harder to get here.
Brits must be hoarding.

Some hops are noble.
They are nice but not my fave.
They do make great beer.

Hoppy IPAs,
I pledge allegiance to you.
Now I say, “Good night.”